***

A salesman, an administrator and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out.

The genie says: ’I’ll give each of you just one wish.’

‘Me first! Me first!’ says the salesman. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a boat.’

Poof! He’s gone!

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the administrator ‘I want to be in Hawaii, lying on the beach with the love of my life.’

Poof! She’s gone!

‘OK, tell me your wish,’ the genie tells the manager.

The manager says: ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

Moral of the story: always let your boss speak first.

***

A couple is sitting in their living room, drinking wine.

Suddenly the wife says, ‘I love you.’

        ‘Is that you or wine talking?’ asks the husband.

        ‘It’s me,’ says the wife. ‘Talking to the wine.’