– Doctor doctor, my spouse is so ill, is there no hope?

– It depends what you are hoping for.

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– Doctor, doctor! I think I’m suffering from deja vu!

– Didn’t I see you yesterday?

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– Doctor, doctor! I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

– Wear a brown tie.

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– Doctor, doctor! I think I’m a bell.

– Take these and if it doesn’t help, give me a ring!

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– Doctor, doctor! Can I have second opinion?

– Of course, come back tomorrow!

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– Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m God!

– When did this start?

– Well first I created the sun, then the earth…

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– Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?
– Yes, of course.

– Great, I never could before!

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