– Doctor, Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Wear a brown tie.

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– Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell.

– Take these and if it doesn’t help, give me a ring!

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– Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from deja vu!

– Didn’t I see you yesterday?

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– Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

– Of course, come back tomorrow!

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– Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God

– When did this start ?

– Well first I created the sun, then the earth…